“Of Course, Giving Out Candy on Halloween is the Devil’s Work”

Of course, giving out candy on Halloween is the devil’s work. So, allow me to suggest that this Halloween you do like me and, instead of doing the work of the devil, retire to your basement where you can spend the hours in productive prayer and/or fervent, but sacred, masturbation to the Song of Songs.

Just a suggestion. Take it if only if you don’t want to burn in hell.

Have a good day now! 🙂

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(Inspired by the Liberal Agnostic)

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