Why You Should Never Do Astrophysics Before Coffee in the Morning…

That’s funny.  The coffee machine is going, but the sun has not risen.   So strange!  Why isn’t brewing coffee causing the sun to rise just like it’s caused the sun to rise a thousand times before this?

Maybe if I shake the machine a little bit….

15 thoughts on “Why You Should Never Do Astrophysics Before Coffee in the Morning…

  1. “Why isn’t brewing coffee causing the sun to rise just like it’s caused the sun to rise a thousand times before this?”

    Because the coffee gods are displeased. We must placate them with a sacrifice of whole coffee beans.

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  2. Paul, I swore off coffee for 47 years. Wouldn’t touch the vile stuff. Against my religion. What a dumbass I was. Can’t believe I fell for it and missed out. Now enjoying a miriad of “beverages” that were a no-no. Life is good.

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