I’m alright now, and there’s no cause for alarm, but I had to go to my doctor’s yesterday after encountering a bear while hiking in the wilderness. When I saw the brute, I was quick to remember that you are supposed to play dead — and that’s what I did. As a result, the bear didn’t bite me. But I nevertheless thought it best to have my doctor take a look at the bruises the bear left me with from his clumsy attempts to give me CPR.
All the best,