“I Must be Asking You to Step Outside”

FIRST PATRON:  I’ll be asking you to step outside.

SECOND PATRON: But what are we fighting over?

FIRST PATRON:  Sunstone’s Law will do nicely, won’t it?  After all, you must be thinking she’s nonsense.  Consequently, I’ll be asking you to step outside.

SECOND PATRON:  That’s not good enough.  I fully accept Sunstone’s Law.  There’s nothing for us to fight over.

FIRST PATRON:  Nothing to fight over?  That’s depressing, it is.

SECOND PATRON: Aye, it sure is.

FIRST PATRON: First or second formulation?

SECOND PATRON: What?

FIRST PATRON: Answer me! Do you stand by the first or the second formulation of Sunstone’s Law?

SECOND PATRON: Why I stand by God, country, and the first formulation of Sunstone’s Law!

FIRST PATRON: I must be asking you to step outside then!

— Overheard in a bar

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