Pathetic, sniveling cowards! All of them!
I refer, of course, to the birds in my back yard. Not a one of them wants to be petted. Not a single one!
I even tossed a baseball at them, politely offering them a quick game of fetch. But did any of them bother to return it?
What do you think? Flew off. Every last one of them flew off.
The upstairs neighbor’s dog and I just stood there and looked at them. Amazed.