Name the kid “Hasta la Vista Baby”?
— UN designated world treasure, Sandra Hanks, commenting on Facebook regarding Arnold Schwarzenegger’s announcement that he’d fathered a child with a member of his household staff.
For the record, I am prepared to pay 10% of my personal fortune, which comes to $16.78 and a mauve colored rabbit’s foot, for a mere fraction of Sandra’s wit. She blogs at Paradise Preoccupied.
Now if that damned Banksey Moon guy would just leave me alone …
If only he could go back in time and use a condom. Hilarious.
“Have you seen this child?”
“Maria has?”
“My marriage is terminated!”