It’s Saturday! Saturday is the day customarily set aside for fun. So, what fun things are you doing today?
I woke up quite early this morning; stepped outside to watch the growing light; whiffed in a good couple nostrils of the fresh dawn air; thought to myself, “I’ll pretend to be a door-to-door pollster today”.
Once the thought crossed my mind, I could hardly wait to get decked out in clip board, lab coat, and horn rimmed glasses. Oh, what an exciting day I had planned! “I’m authorized to give you this handsome coupon for 10% off on your next condom purchase if you will answer my short survey on which of your family’s pets you would eat first if snowed in for months.”
Unfortunately, a conflict arose that prevented me from following through on my plans. For, on reflection, I felt my plans were deeply in conflict with my common sense. Long-time readers might be surprised to learn that my common sense actually won out this once.
Nevertheless, I was kind of wondering… What questions would you have asked? That is, assuming you were me, and you spent a pleasant morning going door-to-door pretending to be a pollster, what would be some of the questions you’d ask?
Other than that, what are you doing today?