Have you noticed how some people seem born to do something? As if they were destined from birth to be artists, scientists, engineers, or some other really exciting thing?
They seem to do great things, those people. Huge things. Great huge things. As if they have a superpower.
Well, I’ve got some good news for you: I have discovered I possess within me a superpower for creating ugly T-shirt designs!
I have never before in my life felt this fulfilled. And that includes the time I got lucky with Terri.
But what am I to do with my newly found superpower?
I can’t sell my ugly designs: They’re too ugly!
So, I’ve decided to painstakingly handcraft a few ugly designs and then give them away to you for free!
Beginning tomorrow, July 1st, any comment you leave on this blog might (or might not) be entered by me into a pool of comments. For, until the end of the month, I will be picking the comments I like best. Then after July 31st, I will randomly select one of those comments and offer it’s author a free Café Philos T-shirt. WHOOT!
A free Café Philos T-shirt! With an ugly design! How wonderful! And — as an added bonus — if you go to my “About You” page and leave an introduction, your introduction will go into the comment pool, too. Both this time and every time there’s a giveaway.
I suspect by now, you’re so excited, you’re thinking about running three times around the house. I’d best leave you to go do that, but first — here’s a link to the terms and conditions of this giveaway. Comment early and often! And good luck!