Have you noticed how some people seem born to do something? As if they were destined from birth to be artists, scientists, engineers, or some other really exciting thing?
They seem to do great things, those people. Huge things. Great huge things. As if they have a superpower.
Well, I’ve got some good news for you: I have discovered I possess within me a superpower for creating ugly T-shirt designs!
I have never before in my life felt this fulfilled. And that includes the time I got lucky with Terri.
But what am I to do with my newly found superpower?
I can’t sell my ugly designs: They’re too ugly!
So, I’ve decided to painstakingly handcraft a few ugly designs and then give them away to you for free!
Beginning tomorrow, July 1st, any comment you leave on this blog might (or might not) be entered by me into a pool of comments. For, until the end of the month, I will be picking the comments I like best. Then after July 31st, I will randomly select one of those comments and offer it’s author a free Café Philos T-shirt. WHOOT!
A free Café Philos T-shirt! With an ugly design! How wonderful! And — as an added bonus — if you go to my “About You” page and leave an introduction, your introduction will go into the comment pool, too. Both this time and every time there’s a giveaway.
I suspect by now, you’re so excited, you’re thinking about running three times around the house. I’d best leave you to go do that, but first — here’s a link to the terms and conditions of this giveaway. Comment early and often! And good luck!
You American people are really something.
This post is so funny and so American-sounding to my ears
What else can I say man.
I love you ALL.
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Thanks for your kind words, MoR! It’s good to see you again.
By the way, I believe the T-shirt printing house that I’m using ships to Italy, so please feel free to leave all sorts of great comments on the blog this coming month! You might be the winner! 🙂
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This is also very American 😉
By the way, I never really left you blog, I am only very busy. Going to Canada for a vacation I badly need, where I will meet the ‘other’ Paul of my slice of blogosphere, Paul Costopoulos, and of course Devinder Singh, from Montreal too (his nick being Farolear, you might know him).
Dev had gone to Cannes where he presented one of his short films, ‘Take away’. He then took a plane to Rome to meet me, the Man of Roma. Boy, I was moved.
Ciao, American man. Your blog is great
[it seems I badly want that T-shirt, which is very Italian from the North-West Alps: shrewd man, shrewd… ah ah ah)
🙂
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You and Paul are meeting up? Excellent! I loved what you wrote of your meeting with Nita.
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Not as early as usual . . .
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But, oftener than usual. =)
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I’ll be on the look out for such tricks! 😀
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Looks like a pretty good plan to me!!!!
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Thanks! Please consider introducing yourself in my “About You” thread. You don’t absolutely have to, Kay, but you do thereby get entered into all the giveaways this year.
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Damn, time for me to stop commenting!
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No! No! No, Jared! That’s NOT the idea!
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LOL “…and that includes the time I got lucky with Terry.” You are hilarious.
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I see you have not been speaking to my ex-wives. Good.
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Great. Now I gotta wait ’til tomorrow to comment. It’s always something.
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Doh! I forgot how this could be an incentive not to comment.
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I didn’t know Mondays was nude blogging day! I’ve had the wrong day all along.
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And easy enough problem to avoid. Just go nude all the time, then you will never miss another International Nude Blogging Day.
Somewhere on this blog, Nymph, are about two doze or so posts on nude blogging. I used to write them because I didn’t know what else to do about America’s sick attitude towards nudity. I’m planning to start that up again. Maybe write about it once a month. ‘Cause even though it doesn’t change anything it makes me fee better.
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