A few weeks ago, I gave up coffee. And while I’ve been sleeping much better since that fateful decision, my overall enthusiasm for life has dropped off noticeably. So when I was in the store today, I picked up a can of the stuff “for special occasions”.
Naturally, the first special occasion occurred the moment I got home. “Hey I’m home! What an occasion! I’ll make some coffee!”
I’m not sure the “special occasions” rule is gonna last.