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It is only natural that, as we get older, our tastes in entertainment change. Mine sure have. At sixty, the days when I enjoyed showing up at church socials disguised as a United States Department of Agriculture Dairy Products Inspector in order to plausibly announce that I had discovered salmonella in the ice cream are long gone. So, too, are the hours I once spent calling random strangers at suppertime pretending to be a telemarketer selling “the most exciting brand of mint flavored dental floss you and your family will ever enjoy in your whole lifetimes! Can I put you down for six cases?”.
Nowadays, I have adopted more dignified entertainments, the chief of which is corrupting the youth. For I have found — like so many people before me — that corrupting the youth is the natural joy and bliss of old people.
I confess, however, that I’m something of a snob about it. That is, I’m very picky about the ways in which I endeavor to corrupt the youth. For instance, I disdain giving the traditional advice: “Work hard, become a cog in the machine, support the status quo, and you too will become your own man.” Or, “Dress modestly, keep your eyes downcast, and walk in a way that does not tempt men to look at you with lust in their hearts and you too will be rewarded with a wonderful husband devoted to making you happy and blessed.”
No, while I do find such old fashioned advice an effective way to corrupt the youth, I also find it much too cliché for an advice-snob like me. Consequently, I have specialized in — to put it indelicately — advising young people on how to get laid by someone they want to get laid by. Just yesterday, for instance, on this very blog I published, The Most Basic Way to Find a Lover (For Men) — for, as everyone knows, nothing corrupts young men like getting laid.
So today I aim to do the same disservice to young women with this post. Of course, nothing is more scandalously corrupting for a young woman than for her to empower herself to get laid on her own terms. So precisely that is the real core of this post. This is all about how to empower yourself by doing seven key things that will dramatically increase your chances of finding the right lover for you.
Naturally, I am eminently unqualified to be offering this advice. After all, I am an old man here advising young women! But an excess of sanity has never been one of my weaknesses. Hence, I must caution any young women reading this that the advice they are about to receive should be embraced with due caution. Obviously, my advice is not based on personal experience. Most of it comes from observation, a little of it comes from science, and some of it comes from women close to my own age who’ve told me things they wish they’d known when they themselves were younger.
The only claim I make about the quality of this advice is that it’s stuff I’ve considered and mulled over for years — decades in some cases. Life can be very strange at times, and — in a way — one of the strangest things that ever happened to me was to have once served as the confident of dozens of young women (and young men, too). That was about twenty years ago. Circumstances put me in a position that I did not intend to find myself in, but which eventually resulted in my thinking long and hard about many of things I’ll be writing about today. Now, with that said, let’s gallop on to the first
golden nugget of wisdom bit of wise advice insightful observation old fart’s opinion about what many young women should and should not be doing.
• We start today with what might possibly be the weirdest, most unconventional, bit of dating advice you’ll ever hear from the mouth of an old man: Ladies, get a hobby!
It doesn’t matter what your hobby is. So long as it fits you, it can be anything from mud wrestling to sewing your own clothing. By “fits you”, I simply mean that it should be something you can become good at. Becoming good at it is key. But you should get a hobby even if that means putting a lot of time and effort into it.
One young woman I know — a woman I once nannied for a few years — had few interests outside of babysitting. But she nearly turned babysitting into an art. She read up on her subject. She planned her sessions with extraordinary care and creativity. She kept a diary of how her sessions went, and of the lessons she learned from them. You can turn just about anything into a hobby, but you should pick something you can become excellent at.
My advice here isn’t based on any grand theory of human psychology. It’s based on observation. I have noticed over the years that women who have some interest, something outside of — or apart from — men, that they are passionate about are much more likely to weather the ups and downs of finding a decent lover than women who don’t. They are not only more resilient, but so far as I can tell, they are happier. And — for some reason — this is especially true of fatherless girls.
• A friend of mine — a woman a few years older than me — once told me, “If young women understood their ‘pussy power’, they’d rule the world. The trouble is, it’s only us older women who understand it, and then not even all of us.” And she’s not the only older woman who has told me much the same thing. But even if no one had told me about it, I could still testify to the “power of the pussy” based on my own experience as a young man. The thing is, most young women strike me as nearly clueless about it.
All else being equal, women usually — not always, but usually — have the upper hand in the early stages of any relationship. Especially in the very early stages. That is, if they recognize their power and act on it. Yet so many young women behave as if the terms of their relationship are up to the man. All too often, they are reluctant to express their legitimate wants and needs; they “compromise” by caving in, perhaps with the expectation that they’ll work things out more to their favor later on in the relationship; and they do not enforce clear and consistent boundaries, among other things.
There are probably dozens of reasons — both biological and social — that women do not take full advantage of their pussy power. But rather than get into those here, let’s just say that anytime a man wants a woman, even if it’s only for a one night stand, the woman has at least some significant degree of leverage over him. There is an excellent little book called, You Can Negotiate Anything. Buy it, borrow it, steal it — but read it.
To be perfectly clear, pussy power is not about using sex to manipulate a man. Giving or withholding sex in order to get your way is poison to any healthy relationship. Both men and women are fools if they do it while still expecting to have a loving relationship. But that’s not what pussy power is about. Pussy power is about recognizing that you have the leverage — as a woman, an individual, and a human — to negotiate the terms of your relationship as at least an equal to your partner, and quite possibly a bit more than equal (especially early on in a relationship, when it can count the most). This is an important thing to realize because so often young women imagine they are either relatively weak or powerless in a relationship.
I know some people will think I’m offering pretty cold advice here, but it only seems that way. With few exceptions, there is no genuine romance or warmth in a one-sided relationship. If you think you can get what you need — much less what you want — by leaving everything up to the man, by surrendering all control and initiative in the relationship to him, you should deeply ponder just how likely that is to work out well for you.
Society trains women to defer to men, to put men’s wants and needs above their own. But that’s not how a true partnership works. You have every right — and every happy reason — to be the equal of your partner. Are you worried a man might not like that? Then accept the fact that, regardless of whatever tough-guy front he might put on, he’s basically a weak, insecure man, and either chose a different partner, or at the very least, realize you’re going to have to pay for his insecurities one way or another.
If you want to make things exciting for a man, be a person in her own right. Do him a favor — give him something to cherish and love that’s more than a doormat. If he’s a genuinely strong man, being a genuinely strong woman isn’t going to dismay him — it’s going to excite him, challenge him to be the best he can be. As long as you don’t use your pussy power to actually abuse a man, you will do just fine to use it.
• One of the hardest things for anyone — regardless of age or sex — to do is to be true to themselves. And just about no one is perfect at it. But failing to be substantially true to yourself when looking for a lover can have catastrophic consequences.
It’s easy to understand why. If you put on a false front with people you will (1) attract folks who like the false you, but probably not the real you; and (2) you will repel folks who don’t like the false you, but might have liked the real you. In either case, you are increasing the odds of ending up with a lover who really doesn’t like you. Not the real you. And few things are more problematic than that.
Put differently, you should be as true as possible to yourself in order to give those people who like you a chance to like you, and also in order to get rid of those people who do not like you. It’s really that simple. But how important it is to be true to yourself is easily overlooked. For much more information on being true to yourself, see my post here.
• There is a sense or way in which a very large number of people put less time and effort into choosing a lover than they do into choosing a laundry detergent. That is, they might try, compare, and weigh a half dozen laundry detergents before settling on one brand of detergent that meets their needs, but nevertheless rush headlong into a partnership with the first or second person that comes along.
This seems to be especially true when sex is involved. I’m all for sex. I think it’s a great thing yada yada yada. But I’m appalled at how many people stick with someone simply because he (or she) was “the first”.
To be sure, sometimes the first or second person happens to be the best bet. But the odds of your knowing that without doing some comparative shopping, so to speak, seem to me to be fairly low. You don’t have to ditch the first or second person who comes along in order to do some shopping. You just have to refuse to immediately commit to a monogamous relationship with them. Don’t think you have the leverage to do that? Remember pussy power.
You should ask yourself whether you want a mediocre love life, or something better, even much better. If all you’re looking for is “passably good enough”, then by all means, jump on the first boat leaving the dock. But if you want more than that, prepare yourself for some serious comparative shopping. After all, there are approximately 3.5 billion men in this world. What do you think are your chances you can’t find a stellar lover out of that large of a pool of candidates?
• Every young woman these days knows that Prince Charming is a myth, right? We’re way past the age in which young women waited patiently for Him to come along, sweep them off their feet, and make them forever and ever happy, right? But if that’s the case, then how come so many young women are still waiting for their prince? You don’t need to consciously profess to believe in a Prince Charming to unconsciously be waiting for one.
It seems to me that one of the biggest myths our society teaches us about a woman’s role in finding the right lover for her is that her role is essentially passive. I think most men believe that myth, and at least all too many young women do as well. The myth, however, is diddly-do-squat, to use the technical term for it.
About forty years ago, a study — perhaps the first scientific study — was done on courtship behavior in humans. If I recall, a group of graduate students were sent to the bars to observe what really happens between men and women meeting for the first time.
After hours and hours of observation, the students reported back that their hang overs were killing them it is actually the women who most often initiate the contacts!
What happens is that a woman in effect signals a man to approach her by any of several means, the most common of which is to simply smile at him while making eye contact. After being signaled, often repeatedly, the man most likely approaches the woman, introduces himself, and the two of them then sort out their chemistry or lack thereof. In other words, courtship behavior in humans is typically initiated by the woman.
Every single relevant study of human courtship behavior (that I’m aware of) since that first one has found pretty much the same thing. Up to 90% of the time, the woman initiates contact.
Yes, it sometimes does happen that a really good lover comes along to a woman who has taken no more initiative to find him than to wait patiently for his arrival. But just about anything “sometimes happens”. What I’ve seen much more often is that a poor fit comes along and that poor fit is then blown up way out of proportion by the woman’s hopes and dreams that he’s a prince.
Your odds of finding a great lover dramatically improve if you put yourself out there and make things happen. Yes it requires time and effort to meet people, but look at the potential pay off! People complain over and over about how frustrating and grueling the “dating scene” is. But that’s life. Most things don’t fall in your lap: You have to work for them.
• This might be the single most important bit of advice I can give you. It’s simple in theory, but often hard to do in practice. Yet do it you must if you are going to be happy.
When you meet an abuser, move on. Don’t try to reform him. Don’t try to save him. Don’t try to change him. You aren’t going to win that one. Move on just as soon as you safely can after identifying him as an abuser, and regardless of any excuses you or he can think of for you to stay.
How do you know he’s an abuser? Early on, it can be hard to tell in many cases because abusers tend to be quite charming up until they sense you have become committed to them. Then they unleash hell on you. But if you find someone who:
- Fails to keep in check any possessiveness or jealousy they feel
- Believes that you — and not they — are responsible for their feelings, especially any feelings they have of possessiveness, jealousy, and lust.
- Bad-mouths their ex’s (especially in a one-sided manner, as if there was never anything good about the people they’ve been with in the past)
- Tells you you’re not like all the rest, meaning you’re not as bad as the rest
- Has a low opinion of women in general, and plenty of “reasons” to excuse his low opinion
- Makes you feel uncomfortable to be yourself
- Freely and sincerely criticizes you in front of others
- Tries to isolate you from your friends and family
- Wants to control you, especially your sexuality, but also in any other way tries to control you (influence you, yes; control you, no)
- Attempts to change you into a person you are not. That is, change you against your nature, against who you are as a person
If any of the above are true of someone, then the chances are good you’ve got hold of an abuser. However, the surest sign is the last: They want to change you in ways that go against your nature, against who you are as a person. That is, they want you to not be true to yourself. And the only exceptions to that rule are if and when they try to change you because being true to yourself would genuinely harm you or harm others.
If you had a poor relationship with your primary care giver (mother, father, grandparent, etc), or you are a fatherless girl, then please be especially cautious about the potential of getting into an abusive relationship.
It can be difficult to leave an abuser, but the longer you stay with him, the harder it will get. Seek professional help if you are having difficulty leaving him — your situation is that serious, whether you fully realize it or not.
• Keep up your relationships with your friends and family. It always surprises me how many woman, once they find a lover, suddenly disappear — or all but disappear — from the lives of their friends and family. That’s a mistake.
Early on in a relationship, your lover might seem like someone who can be everything to you — friend, confident, companion, partner, etc — but as time goes on, you’ll almost certainly find that he simply cannot be excellent at all those things.
Moreover, it’s not fair to expect him to be everything to you. That sort of expectation belongs to fairy tales, and imposes on him a huge burden that, if he takes it seriously, will probably drive him to alcohol, drugs, or even blogging. Do both him and you a huge favor by keeping up with your family and friends.
Besides, if worse comes to worse, they are your lifelines. They are the people who — if the relationship doesn’t work out — you will need to help you pick yourself up and bounce back from the thing.
That pretty much wraps up all the advice I’ve got for you today. To recap, here are the seven points in bullet form:
- Get a hobby (Cultivate a passion in life apart from men)
- Understand and use your pussy power
- Be true to yourself
- Shop around a bit
- Seize the initiative by putting yourself out there
- Move on from abusers ASAP
- Keep in touch with your friends and family
I’m acutely aware of the fact that my advice is not comprehensive — that’s there plenty of good advice for young women I haven’t covered here. I am hoping that my readers will chip in and offer their own sage advice. Please feel free to do so!
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EDIT: Sheri Kennedy has offered some excellent advice in the comments to this post. See her advice here.