Looking for some kicks?
Feel like getting a possibly new, unique, and almost certainly joyously laughable, take on your poetry?
Simply clue me in to where your work is posted, then stand back out of the way as I rush over to review it like a horny dog rushing over to hump a soon-to-be appalled lamp post.
Here are my Three Guarantees to you of a good critique:
Gentle. No savage criticisms of you or your poems at all. Ever.
Honest. Honest, but not necessarily intelligent or insightful. If I don’t think something is true of your poetry, I won’t BS you that it is.
Best Effort. I don’t know what I’m doing, but I will certainly give it my best effort.
Fair enough? Then post a link to your work!