So, dear readers, the next time any one of you founds a major religion, please read my blog first! These days, seventy-six percent of all major religious founders do. Trust me on this. I complied the statistics myself. It’s was easy. I discovered all you need is some numbers and a sure-fire sense of proportions. No real math involved. Anyone can compile stats!
Questions? Comments? Plausible allegations your side of our family got all the brains?