Hello, flesh eaters! Some choice literary kill for you! Oh for the sake of the gods can’t you wait until I actually shovel it to you?
I guess I should know by now that patience and temperance are out of the question with you flesh eaters, bless your dark, twisted, toothy souls. I’ll stand back now.
Have you ever been in a car accident?
What is one way you’ve changed yourself for the better in your life?
Are you a night owl or a morning dove?
Do you like the sound of bells?
Is it true that “All things are fair in love and war”?
When was the last time you spoke with a close family member who you do not live with? What did you talk about?