I adore you, Toots.
Your breasts are lovely,
So’s your butt.
What more do you want
Me to admit?
I’m dark and handsome,
Strong and rich.
If I didn’t love you,
I’d be with someone else, right?
What’s all this
About needing romance?
Is that some kind of criticism?
I thought I gave you some romance
Last May, a box of chocolates.
Don’t tell me they’re all gone.
This is only September!
You’re leaving me? Really?
What for? I said I love you.
Fine! Try to do better!
Just try.
You’ll be back.
Good men are hard to find.
Toots apparently never heard that “a good man is hard to find, but a hard man is good to find” (I think that quote originated with Mae West, which is probably a little before Toots’s time).
I’ve heard that. So it was West who said it, eh? That makes sense.
Very deep, deep as the ocean.
😀