PAUL: Don! Gotta know! If you were a tortoise, how many hares would you want to outrun each day? Seriously!
DON: Oh, I don’t know. Maybe…Wait! Why am I trying to answer this question again?
PAUL: First how many hares? Then I can tell you. Seriously! How many hares?
DON: Ok, six. Six hares. Now spill it! Why are you asking this?
PAUL: YES! SIX! Don, that’s the very same, the exact same number of hares I myself would want to outrun if I were a tortoise!
DON: Ok. Alright. Alright. But why are you asking?
PAUL: Are you saying you don’t find the question intrinsically interesting? I’ve been thinking about it for 50 minutes now. Fascinating question, don’t you think? Absolutely a fascinating question! And the answers, Don! Out of an infinite number of possibilities, what are odds of our having picked the very same number of hares? Imagine the statisticians faces when I pub… … Don? Are you still there, Don? Don! Don, your phone broke…again!