KATHERINE: Can we talk? I want to know how you two guys really feel about us women. What do you really feel about us?
NICK: Well…I’d have to think…
KATHERINE: Not think, what do you feel?
NICK: Oh! Yeah, well I don’t tell her this often enough but I feel gratitude, real gratitude when my girlfriend gets me a beer so I won’t miss any plays while I’m watching the Rams.
PAUL: I’m celibate as you both know, but I find Nick’s testimony and witness deeply resonates with how I have felt in the distant past about my first wife’s sandwiches. I can recall the very first sandwich she ever made for me just like it was yesterday…
KATHERINE: I’m serious! I’m really serious. Can’t you talk about your feelings?
NICK: Sure! Feelings. Got it. Is a fart a feeling?
PAUL: I’m pretty sure they are, Nick. Farts move deep inside you. People say feelings are things that move deep inside you. It’s a no brainer, Nick.
KATHERINE: I’m outta here! Don’t let me see either one of you for a week. Not for a week, or you’re dead! You hear? I’m gone!
NICK: Was it something we said, Paul?
PAUL; Yeah, I think it must have been. I think she must not be a Rams fan.