KATHERINE: Can we talk? I want to know how you two guys really feel about us women. What do you really feel about us?
NICK: Well…I’d have to think…
KATHERINE: Not think, what do you feel?
NICK: Oh! Yeah, well I don’t tell her this often enough but I feel gratitude, real gratitude when my girlfriend gets me a beer so I won’t miss any plays while I’m watching the Rams.
PAUL: I’m celibate as you both know, but I find Nick’s testimony and witness deeply resonates with how I have felt in the distant past about my first wife’s sandwiches. I can recall the very first sandwich she ever made for me just like it was yesterday…
KATHERINE: I’m serious! I’m really serious. Can’t you talk about your feelings?
NICK: Sure! Feelings. Got it. Is a fart a feeling?
PAUL: I’m pretty sure they are, Nick. Farts move deep inside you. People say feelings are things that move deep inside you. It’s a no brainer, Nick.
KATHERINE: I’m outta here! Don’t let me see either one of you for a week. Not for a week, or you’re dead! You hear? I’m gone!
NICK: Was it something we said, Paul?
PAUL; Yeah, I think it must have been. I think she must not be a Rams fan.
Amusing read
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Amusing? I think it was more of documentary.
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Oh, it is? Must have misread the subtitles.
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You can be amazingly witty when you want to be. 😀
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You’re not the first person to tell me that lol
My friend and I would call it selective humor, I’m only funny when I want to be.
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Time does not change the animal of man…. We are the hunters and procreator’s, and women are the gatherers of food and the carriers of our seeds……..
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I agree human nature is more or less unchangeable. It can be worked with, but not really altered. At least that’s how I see it.
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Yes, and our little changes are only like make-up, screeds over the same old faces
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Huh! I’m right behind Katherine
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I can’t understand why. Why no one cares for the Rams.
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I don’t even know who the Rams are. Neither do I care. There are other more interesting things in life than male sheep
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Made me smile. And so true. Feelings are super hard for you guys to talk about.
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Huh? Grunt! Grunt! Uh? <—————- guy language meaning, “I don’t understand”.
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LOL!! Maybe you guys’ “feelings” didn’t resonate with her well. 😂. Too hilarious!
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Surely it’s a mystery why anyone would be that much against the Rams.
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HAHA!!!! Yeah… it has to be the Rams. I mean… who hates the Rams? LOL!!!
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Exactly! 😀
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😂😂😂
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😀
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