My dear, my darling, my heart,
I would never start.
I would stay in bed beyond the dawn.
I would miss the dew upon my lawn.
I would not smell the morning air.
I would not wake, nor would I care.
I would not hear the birds were singing.
I would to my sheets still be clinging.
Without you, my darling love,
Without you, my dearest heart,
I would never start
(Unless I was thrown
From my bed
By my farts).