PAUL: Don, it’s Paul. Did you feel the earthquake last night?
DON: Earthquake! There was an earthquake? When! What time?
PAUL: Oh, thank goodness! If you didn’t feel an earthquake, and I didn’t feel an earthquake. There probably wasn’t one. What a relief!
DON: Wait. You thought you felt an earthquake?
PAUL: Oh, no! No, nothing like that. It’s just this morning I got to wondering what if? What if there was an earthquake last night, and I didn’t notice it? It’s a pretty scary thought, don’t you think, Don?
Don… Don? Don, your phone has died. AGAIN.