A Most Titillating Fallacy of Logic!
An Important Message From the Monotheism Relief Fund: Please! We Need Your Help Now!
“Calling All Sydney Harbor Sluts”
“Do Virgins Prefer Male Strippers or Vibrators?”
“Don’t You Understand the Logic Here?”
Experiencing God the American Way
From the Ceiling of a Mere Bathroom
Help! I am Being Assailed by a Bizarre and Shocking Notion!
Help! Someone Thinks He Knows My Penis!
How to Get Away with Buying a Playboy, circa 1970
I Must be Asking You to Step Outside
Is This the Proper Way to Troll a Poet?
“It Would be Nice if You Could Find a Donkey Mask to Wear”
Meet the Finest Harbor Slut in Sydney, Australia!
“My Pet has Died. Please Pray for Her!”
My Therapist Told Me I’d Make a Good Therapist!
Paul: At Last Pouring on the Charm Like a Rutting Bull Elk
“Right On Time to Clean the Cottage, I See”
Selected Passages from the World’s Worst Romance Novels
“So Of Course I Didn’t Even Think to Ask!”
The Reason I am Justifiably Indignant This Morning
The Shocking Truth About Truth!
The Whole Neighborhood Looks Out for You, Paul
Two More Selections from the World’s Most Abominable Romance Novels
What Ben Franklin Really Said…
Why Pay for a Retirement Home When It’s Cheaper to be Committed to an Insane Asylum?
