A Most Titillating Fallacy of Logic!

Chat Room Love

From the Ceiling of a Mere Bathroom

Help! I am Being Assailed by a Bizarre and Shocking Notion!

Help! Someone Thinks He Knows My Penis!

Help! Send Beer!

How One Poet Found His Muse

How to Get Away with Buying a Playboy, circa 1970

I Am Inconsolable

I Must be Asking You to Step Outside

Increasing Her Afterglow

Once You Wanted to Give Yourself to Me

Poem to a Fundamentalist

Selected Passages from the World’s Worst Romance Novels

Sex is Sacred so She Said

Signaling Jupiter

The Dedicated Blogger

The Reason I am Justifiably Indignant This Morning

The Shocking Truth About Truth!

The Truth About Cats

The Whole Neighborhood Looks Out for You, Paul

Two More Selections from the World’s Most Abominable Romance Novels

What Bears Are All Too Likely to Do When a Hiker Plays Dead

When Logic Breaks Bad: Three Shocking Errors that Turn an Appeal to Authority into a Depraved Fallacy!

Who First Created the Gods?

Why Pay for a Retirement Home When It’s Cheaper to be Committed to an Insane Asylum?