A Most Titillating Fallacy of Logic!
An Important Message From the Monotheism Relief Fund: Please! We Need Your Help Now!
“Calling All Sydney Harbor Sluts”
“Do Virgins Prefer Male Strippers or Vibrators?”
Experiencing God the American Way
From the Ceiling of a Mere Bathroom
Help! I am Being Assailed by a Bizarre and Shocking Notion!
Help! Someone Thinks He Knows My Penis!
How to Get Away with Buying a Playboy, circa 1970
I Must be Asking You to Step Outside
Is This the Proper Way to Troll a Poet?
“It Would be Nice if You Could Find a Donkey Mask to Wear”
Meet the Finest Harbor Slut in Sydney, Australia!
“My Pet has Died. Please Pray for Her!”
My Therapist Told Me I’d Make a Good Therapist!
Paul: At Last Pouring on the Charm Like a Rutting Bull Elk
“Right On Time to Clean the Cottage, I See”
Selected Passages from the World’s Worst Romance Novels
“So Of Course I Didn’t Even Think to Ask!”
The Reason I am Justifiably Indignant This Morning
The Shocking Truth About Truth!
The Whole Neighborhood Looks Out for You, Paul
Two More Selections from the World’s Most Abominable Romance Novels
Why Pay for a Retirement Home When It’s Cheaper to be Committed to an Insane Asylum?
