A Most Titillating Fallacy of Logic!

An Important Message From the Monotheism Relief Fund: Please! We Need Your Help Now!


“Calling All Sydney Harbor Sluts”

“Do Virgins Prefer Male Strippers or Vibrators?”

“Don’t You Understand the Logic Here?”

Experiencing God the American Way

From the Ceiling of a Mere Bathroom

Help! I am Being Assailed by a Bizarre and Shocking Notion!

Help! Someone Thinks He Knows My Penis!

Help! Send Beer!

How to Get Away with Buying a Playboy, circa 1970

I Am Inconsolable

I Must be Asking You to Step Outside

I Would Feel Untrue

Is This the Proper Way to Troll a Poet?

“It Would be Nice if You Could Find a Donkey Mask to Wear”

Meet the Finest Harbor Slut in Sydney, Australia!

“My Pet has Died.  Please Pray for Her!”

My Therapist Told Me I’d Make a Good Therapist!

“Oh My Vishnu, No!”

Paul: At Last Pouring on the Charm Like a Rutting Bull Elk

“Payback is sweet”

“Right On Time to Clean the Cottage, I See”

Selected Passages from the World’s Worst Romance Novels

“So Of Course I Didn’t Even Think to Ask!”

The Reason I am Justifiably Indignant This Morning

The Shocking Truth About Truth!

The Strangest Nightmare

The Truth About Cats

The Whole Neighborhood Looks Out for You, Paul

Two More Selections from the World’s Most Abominable Romance Novels

What Ben Franklin Really Said…

What is a “Feeling”?

When Logic Breaks Bad: Three Shocking Errors that Turn an Appeal to Authority into a Depraved Fallacy!

Winter Waits on No Man, Don

Why Pay for a Retirement Home When It’s Cheaper to be Committed to an Insane Asylum?